Just for laughs!
An elderly woman went to the doctor for a check up. After examining her and checking her cardiovascular activity, the doctor recommended that she engage in sexual activity three times a week. Embarrassed, the woman asked the doctor to tell her husband. The doctor went out into the waiting room and told the husband that his wife needed sex three times a week. The elderly husband replied, “OK, Doc. Which days? “Monday, Wednesday and Friday would be ideal,” replied the doctor. “Well, I can pick her up on Monday and Wednesday,” the husband said, “but on Fridays, she’ll have to take a taxi.”
An older couple were lying in bed after an evening celebrating there 50th Wedding Anniversary. The husband was falling asleep, but the wife was in a romantic mood and wanted to talk. She said, “You used to hold my hand when we were courting.” Wearily he reached across, held her hand for a second and tried to go back to sleep. A few moments later she said: “Then you used to kiss me.” Mildly irritated, he reached across, gave her a peck on the cheek and settled down to sleep. Thirty seconds later she said: “Then you used to bite me on my neck.” Angrily, he threw back the bed clothes and got out of bed. “Where are you going?” she asked. He answered, “To get my teeth!”
A man comes home from work and finds his wife admiring her breasts in the mirror. He asks, “What are you doing?” She replies, “I went to the doctor today, and he told me I have the breasts of a 25 year old.” The husband retorts, “Well, what did he say about your 50 year old ass?” She replied, “Frankly dear, your name never came up.”
